So Duke hasn’t played yet (insert your boos here), but here’s a recap of the games so far.
UVA Tops UNC Wilmington
I don’t get why everyone was so surprised to be honest. While UVA struggles, they still are a solid team with talent on the floor and on the bench. UNC Wilmington was beating Duke at halftime last year. This is where people get overhyped about them. However, I watched the game last year, and I can guarantee Duke was not playing that well and was conserving energy with their small, six man team. They were never going to lose that game. But I will give them credit, they are a solid twelve seed team. And the game was close.
Florida Beats ETSU
Ahhh, the upset to the upset. A lot of people expected all Florida teams to be eliminated in round one. However, they just weren’t skilled enough. ETSU really cannot make shots. They missed their drives and their close up shots from rebounds. It was unacceptable. If they wanted to win, ETSU needed some threes. Florida is good at defending the rim. They are similar to UNC in the sense that Florida can only be beaten behind the arc. They are warriors in the paint. Seeing ETSU lose was downright disappointing, especially after Florida pulled their classless “potty shot” free throw stunt. What trash. Can’t wait for them to get eliminated next round.
Gonzaga Skrts South Dakota St.
I know we’re all thinking the same thing… Gonzaga, what the f***. They were down the whole first half and I saw my bracket’s life flash before my very eyes. I’m guessing they were just chilling and saving their energy for future rounds. They got it together by the end, so I wouldn’t worry if you have them going far.
Northwestern GETS THERE FIRST WIN IN THE NCAA TOURNAMENT EVER
Virginia right now: “Yeah we lost to a team that’s never been here before, don’t @ us.”
This is some dope history we’re witnessing. Northwestern just dove into March Madness, and proved to the world they’ll be back. How cute is it that they’ll be able to say they got their first tournament will when they go home after next game! I’m excited for them. Vanderbuilt just wasn’t good enough, end of story. Their energy, their talent, and their intensity was no match for Northwestern’s. I was also watching a life stream on my phone during class, so maybe they had stretches of good and bad.
Notre Dame Proves They Suck (But Not as Bad as Princeton)
I don’t know what I expected. I really don’t. I needed Notre Dame to win for my bracket, and they barely were able to pull it off. Now I know they have no real talent, but still, it’s Princeton! Princeton. An Ivy League. Cmon now. Two points, really? I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but I honestly thought they were better. I guess this is what I get for calling a one a two.
West Virginia’s Still Irrelevant
Who cares about West Virgina? They were good like thirty years ago (way before my time), but you never hear about them now. But, regardless, they won. Another pointless mash-up guessed wrong. But that’s March Madness for you. Yeet.
Mid Tennessee Saves Everyone’s Brackets
Thank you MT. All faith in upsets is restored. Now here’s the twelve five mash-up everyone wanted. And Tennessee rocked it. They played with so much heart, never did I ever think Minnesota was winning. As soon as their good player went to the bench, it was all MT all day (second half). Impressive.
Butler Tops Winthrop
Not much to say here. Standard outcome. I have Butler destroying Mid Tennessee the Eighteenth and then ultimately losing to the most illiterate team in the tournament. Best of luck, may the odds be ever in their favor.
Duke plays tomorrow at 7:20. And March Madness is the best holiday. It’s the most wonderful time of the year/
Notre Dame is Notre Dame, never forget that.
… We’re ACC Tournament Champs. Wow. What happened? Duke came back from deficit in their four wins in order to secure an ACC title. There was a point in the Notre Dame game where I almost changed the channel. Duke was getting destroyed with steals to fast breaks to layups. I was already drafting a bitter roast article where I’d compare Vasturia’s face to the face of a child who stole a cookie from the cookie jar when their mommy wasn’t looking. But there’s no need for that now, since Duke came back. So let’s talk.
Seeing Matt Jones make that huge three in the end to secure the win was unbelievable. I was beyond thrilled, and so was everyone in that stadium. It’s never Matt. Matt never gets the big plays. No one passes it to Matt to make the big shot. Usually, Matt’s on the bench by the end. But he got it this time. What a great senior moment. You can’t help but flash back to all of the great but unspoken things Matt has done for this team. He’s been a leader since sophomore year, not by play but by attitude. Matt is the grounding spirit of the team, and always has wise words to give to his teammates. He also stepped up sophomore year after Rasheed Sulaimon was booted out. Matt’s the gravity that holds the team together, and it was nice to see him get to be the big star for once.
Duke may have clinched a one seed in the NCAA tournament. It’s unheard of, but many sources see it as a legitimate possibility. They’ve beaten UNC two out of three times. They’re also title holders in the ACC. Duke’s showing promise, and there’s no doubt that the NCAA has taken note of that. Duke’s stock is soaring after the last four games. They are shaking up college basketball. Duke could be the first eight loss team to earn a No. 1 seed. Success is looking inevitable for the Blue Devils.
However, did Duke’s conference win ruin their chances for the National Title? Let’s look back at the curse of the conference over the years. Last year, it was UNC vs Villanova in the finals. UNC was the ACC tournament champion, while Villanova had lost to Seton Hall in the Big East tournament. Villanova ended up winning. And the year before that, it was Duke vs Wisconsin in the NCAA championship. Duke had lost to Notre Dame in the ACC semifinals, while Wisconsin had won the Big Ten tournament. It’s basically a curse. If you win your conference, you don’t win the national title. However, Duke’s been breaking records and standards all season. I wouldn’t put an NCAA championship out of the question for them.
Notre Dame aka the leprechauns wore the same jerseys two times in a row for good luck and still lost, never forget that.
If I’ve learned anything in all my years of watching basketball, it’s that Duke is never the underdog. Never switch the program when Duke is down. Don’t doubt Coach K. And never, and I mean never, assume Grayson Allen lost his talent. Tonight’s game against UNC proved a lot about Duke’s grit, intentions, talent, and determination. They went from being down eleven most of the game to being up eleven. I’m still not sure what all happened, but I am sure that Grayson was a huge part of it. If he wasn’t making a huge three, he was making a huge assist. He doesn’t change the play, he changes the game. No one can hate on him now. Now I could hate only UNC for the rest of this, but I think there playing spoke for itself. I will say, though, Roy Williams babies his players too much. They quite literally pout and cry when they get behind. UNC can’t pick themselves up from a deficit, since Roy has allowed them to become privileged and sheltered. That’s all I’m gonna say. So back to Duke. Winning tomorrow would be tough. In fact, no team has won four straight games to grab the ACC title before (maybe out any conference, don’t quote me though). All I know is, here are some things to for tomorrow:
Fatigue. Duke’s three tiresome games in a row. It’s gonna be a fight to the finish. Shots will be missed, lazy fouls will be called, and Duke will get beat to the rim. Duke plays like 7 people, and that includes Matt Jones. The Blue Devils are going to have to dig deep to find some energy. Their legs will be burning.
Notre Dame? The Irish are my pick for the finals, despite the fact that they have no discernible talent. There bigs will give Duke’s small and weak posts trouble. However, when it comes to the perimeter, anything they can do Duke can do better. Their coach may look like a Father Leprechaun, ready to cast a spell on the opposing team, but I’m not too threatened by the Irish. It’s also to Duke’s favor that the Irish have had two late games.
So let’s get that dub.
Roy Williams puts his deepest bench players in when he’s about to lose so the starters don’t take have to take responsibility for their failures, never forget that.
It’s an age-old question in sports, really. Who do you need to stop in order to win? Who controls the team? Golden State has the Splash Brothers (Kevin Durant fits in that duo questionably… and Draymond tries to force his way in). The Heat had Dwayne Wade, Lebron James, and Chris Bosh. The Thunder had Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant (shots fired). And Cleveland has Lebron James and Kyrie Irving (don’t even try to tell me Kevin Love belongs in this list… that’s just disgraceful). Side noting from the main point- what’s up with Kevins though? Kevin Durant and Kevin Love both stirred up controversy in a short list, not to mention in the NBA every day. Must be in the name-. So who’s Duke’s perfect pair?
The obvious one that comes to mind is Luke Kennard and Grayson Allen. The classic pairing of assists and passing ability with shooting and spirit. She writes, he rocks. Both are lethal when they’re on. Both are incredible three point shoots. Both show leadership ability. Combining their stats, they probably outperform any other pairing in most categories. So what could be wrong?
Grayson and Luke never have good games together. If Grayson’s shooting is on, than Luke’s shooting is off. If Luke is making baskets right off the bat, than Grayson doesn’t get any worthwhile looks. The universe will not let us see what happens when both players are in beast mode at the same time. Like dividing by zero, the world would probably end if it was ever achieved. So sorry, Luke and Grayson will never be the dynamic duo of Duke. But hey, they’ll always have Plane Rides and Phone Pool.
Grayson Allen and Amile Jefferson are both strong players, veterans, and National Champions. They even started off the season as captains together. Amile rebounds like no one’s business, and Grayson can always spot him down low for an easy 2. If either of them weren’t around this season, than the team would not be as prosperous and hungry as it is now. Not to mention, off the court Amile has shown to have a real soft spot for the mischievous-yet-lovable Grayson.
However, Grayson and Amile have not shown the dominance required in order to be Duke’s Dynamic Duo. With Amile’s injury last year, he went off the radar. The public, press, and even fans seem to forget about him every other game. His impact is always downplayed, which ruins his shot at being named MVP. Grayson has also taken a hiatus; a forced one, that is. With all of his controversy, overexposer, and hate no one will ever have the audacity to give Grayson his deserved recognition. He will always be downplayed. So together, with underexposer and overexposer, Amile and Grayson will never be accepted by the public. No one would grant them that right. But don’t worry, Amile and Grayson, we see you!
Luke Kennard and Jason Tatum have both made it clear that they are playing to win. No mercy. No holding back. On the perimeter, no one rolls their eyes or hold their breath if Luke or Jason take a shot, regardless of how open they are. Their teammates don’t even crash the boards when they shoot! Tatum has an undeniable dominance with his playing. He doesn’t have the “Freshman Fear” seen in Frank Jackson, Harry Giles, or Marques Bolden. He can dribble, drive, pass, and shoot with ease. In fact, and I hope I can say this without jinxing it, I think he’s playing like the glorious freshman from two years ago. They were leaders and commanded the team like seasoned pros. He’s more dominant than Brandon Ingram was last year. And Luke, well Luke’s really taken off. Instead of having a few remarkable games like last year, Luke is having MOSTLY remarkable games with a few rocky ones. He’s come out of his shell and now has some confidence. Luke isn’t scared to shoot anymore, and is now the best left-handed threat in the NCAA.
Let’s not forget their age, though. Jason Tatum is a freshman. Sure, he’s having a better adjustment than most newcomers in college ball, however, that does not make up for inexperience. A couple of games ago he went like 0-12 behind the three point line. He was too naive and new to the game to know what to do when his magic touch wasn’t working. Jason has trouble adjusting and shaking things off. Luke is a sophomore. Despite what every sophomore will tell you, the youngsters do not know everything. Luke still has to learn a lot about the game and himself. He also needs even more confidence than he has now. Sure, Luke has grown a ton since last season, but he still has much more to discover. They may be amazing players, but Luke and Jason do not have what it takes to take a team on their back.
Aahhh, the timeless duo of Grayson Allen and Matt Jones. If those two together don’t put a smile on your face, than clearly you’re no OG Duke fan. The two have an undeniably adorable friendship that warms all the Cameron Crazies hearts. Any video on Duke Basketball’s YouTube channel starring them gets hella views. Grayson is a superstar. His dunks are insane, his shooting range is phenomenal, his athleticism is unobtainable, and his heart is admirable. How could Grayson not be considered a leader? And Matt, he’s a special player. Matt probably should have struggled more than he did in his years at Duke. He doesn’t really shoot outside of the three point line (I’m not even kidding), he’s not dynamic, he lacks the speed and vertical all the youngsters have, he’s fragile, and there’s always younger talent coming in and taking his position. Remember, he was originally a SHOOTING GUARD. When’s the last time you actually saw Matt play shooting guard? Like never. In fact, I’d argue Matt’s the only player in college basketball that goes out their for extended periods of time and plays absolutely no position. He’s a guard, that’s as specific as you can go. Coach K’s literally like: okay we’ll put out a point guard, a shooting guard, a small forward, a power forward, and a Matt. But Matt’s survived his four years at Duke as a starter, a player, and a favorite. His defense is timeless. Matt’s the only person that can earn a steal, no one else has the defensive talent to knock the ball away without fouling or the ball basically being passed straight to them. He can also make big threes. His footwork and form is efficient, he only misses when he doesn’t have enough time to properly align or when he rushes. Matt started when Duke won the 2015 National Championship. He’s a special, special kid that impacts the team. I’d say Matt and Grayson shape the team more than anyone. And what the heck, throw Amile in there too. No one can deny they’ll ball their eyes out when Amile isn’t there to peace out to Bull City.
So there you have it. The captains (well i guess G isn’t a captain anymore but we don’t need to strike that nerve right now) take it.
There is no amount of drugs, alcohol, or overall stupidity that can explain why UNC would make up the word “Tarheel” to permanently label themselves and their team, never forget that.
It’s true, last night the Tarheels beat Duke. Point one for Satan. However, was Duke really the big loser? Every time UNC plays Duke they expose themselves to the world. They’re no winners. When it comes down to it, UNC chokes every time they meet the Blue Devils. Remember how they lost to Duke earlier this year in Cameron Indoor? Yeah, they lost to the team that lost to NC State, and UNC destroyed NC State. UNC also lost to Virginia, a team that Duke beat pretty easily. It’s basically been proven that UNC can only barely scrape by when playing Duke. Their defense sucks, and Duke is almost always given the chance to counter back with a 2 or 3. That’s another thing, UNC can drive like nobody’s business, but when playing a team with range, they need to learn how to get more looks outside the perimeter. UNC is a pretty solid team, but every time they play Duke they prove to the world that they will never be good enough. UNC is not going to win the national championship. They’re too flawed. So I really feel like the took the L tonight. UNC U N Sucks.
The second loser that comes to mind is Notre Dame. This game really sucked for them. Along with having all of their players and fans bear an unfortunate resemblance to leprechauns, Notre Dame also has the unfortunance of being tied for 2nd in the ACC now. Second is the first to lose. They must really be beating themselves up right now. Remember when they went through that four game losing streak? Duke, Georgia Tech, Virginia, UNC? I’m surprised anyone stuck around to watch them after that… And they didn’t just lose to Duke, they lost to Jeff Capel. Enough said. So maybe the Fighting Irish were the real losers of the game. And now all their poor fans have to go to work on Monday and stand there in front of everyone like they aren’t big losers.
Roy Williams has a dab video that actually makes you wonder if living in a world like this is actually worth it anymore, never forget that.